Subtle? Not a chance. Our crass slate coasters bring brutal honesty and sharp humour to your table.

Each one is cut from rugged natural slate, then engraved with cheeky sayings and outrageous quotes that get straight to the point. These aren’t polite tea-party accessories; they’re bold statements built to last.

Perfect for mates who tell it like it is, housewarmings where laughs flow as freely as the drinks, or simply making sure your guests know what kind of household they’ve walked into.

With raw edges, heat resistance, and non-slip pads, they’re as practical as they are provocative. One thing’s certain: these coasters will never blend in.

£4.50 each. Buy 4 Coasters, from any range, and save £3.00. Buy 6 or more and save even more! Add them to your basket and your discounts will be applied automatically at Checkout.

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